Getting Over Him & Mending A Broken Heart
The best way to mend my broken heart is to kick your boyfriend out as soon you finish taking out the trash.
After I kicked my ex boyfriend out, the hardest part about getting over him was having all of the stuff of his lying around. Our lives had been intertwined for so long, it what hard to figure out what was what and who stuff belonged to who.
It was a big ordeal, and I ended up throwing out everything of his and everything he had given me as a gift. I emptied the house of his possessions. I had enough! I do not want to see his stacks of stuff that he left strewn all over the house. I do not want to see all of the junk he left out in the driveway and back in shed.
I relived the whole relationship over again as I was going it. All the things I liked, and the things I hated about him. I have no desire to see the remains of the last time he changed the oil on your truck, that 1994 Mustang that has never been driven by anyone in this house. And I really have no desire to see your aging father clipping his toenails out on the porch for everyone and their dog to see!
I do not wish to smell those stacks either. There is something on the bottom of that stack! Get it. Don’t forget it. I will miss you when you are gone. I will. You are good and kind. You are sweet. You are good to my cats. But, I have had enough. The goal now it getting over my ex boyfriend.
He is gone now. There are no stacks. There are no smells. No dust bunnies. No toenail clipping senior citizens. Just me and a state of cleanliness that is waiting to be destroyed with the acquisition of someone else’s sloppy seconds. My broken heart mended over time, and it was good to rehash all of it as I was cleaning up. I hope he will look just like the last one, but is a lot neater!